14th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
You’re correct, in my opinion that is!

Bloods, stadium and tower tragedies, Saville, Oldham, autism etc.

All are on the same hymn sheet.

Cock up, hide, delay, cover up, delay some more, prepare long legal battlefield. Then public enquire where lessons are learnt, but nothing is ever done.

No blame, so no consequence for anyone’s actions, or real change takes place.

Sometimes taking more than 30 years, then delay payouts, as with posties, bloods.

All at a huge cost to the taxpayer, who is funding the whole process.

I’m lost for words.

The pain and suffering of those involved, life altering consequences, and not being able to move on without justice.

If they had spent the money on solving cock ups rather than covering them up, the world would defo be a better place.

Imagine a system that helps solve problem rather than making them to hide incompetence at pretty much all levels, from the gov down to the SS. Any lower and you would have to be able to talk to amoeba.

They have been doing it so long, they think it’s normal.

Oops, are they in for a shock, at some stage 👍😂😂

Defo no honour, ethics or truth, oaths forgotten and irrelevant.

Your average politician. Can you make old dogs do new tricks 🧐

Howard Lamb
DC

13th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

GOV.UK Press Release – Review launched into mental health, ADHD and autism services

The Guardian article – ‘They thought we were problem children’: how grooming victims were failed in Oldham

i.e. They covered up to protect themselves against children who needed protection and were abused instead. I’m sure the government is trying to do the same with non-diagnosis for special needs.

Howard Lamb
DC

11th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Sorry for radio silence. Huge increase in emergency patients due to unexpected Torvill and Dean moments on black ice.

Nothing back yet from No 10, one week of their 2 to respond and complete within the month, now gone ✅

I’ve been looking at what the gov has been doing on the QT, knowing about their abuse of those with special needs.

Pretty underwhelming as it happens.

In December they started a review of why they have underestimated numbers, what facilities and staffing needs for their new ten year plan.

How long this will take is not clear. Worked through normal theory/doctrine which they use, which has been corrupted, so the blind leading the blind once more.

In another article, Surrey I think has a new SEN school for 500 kids who need space and don’t get on in noise or crowds. 🧐 But they are doing something with the specimens. 211m allocated for one small fragment of the total number of those with care needs.

Child must go to school ✅

Until they admit their incompetence we can only wallpaper over cracks, not solve the root cause.

Early as poss provisional diagnosis. Education so the parents know how to handle their child with processing challenges and need for things to click into place at the right biological timing.

Engage and enthuse, not do as you are told and just sit there quietly, I still have trouble with that even now 😂😂😂😂

Most of the changes needed are not expensive, understanding, education and maybe some understanding of what the child has difficulty processing and help them get a good perspective rather than fright and flight all day and every day.

Any idiot can budget.

Few understand that it must cover the needs of all children, not just the normal majority.

I forgot it’s only bad mothers so they can ignore it and come in on budget.

Howard Lamb
DC

3rd January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Caught up with the global news earlier.

Trump kidnapping a head of state and now in control of his country’s resources, including pharmaceuticals.

Putin standing for Venezuela. 😂

Like he helped Libya, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, African states, etc.

Sponsor of global terrorism.

Not good.

Then I listened to Starmer. I don’t know which one of the three is more dangerous.

Has to be Starmer, as the other threats are external. His trajectory towards a socialist state where only one is in control.

More Lenin than Stalin but dangerous all the same.

What do you think!

Research how early communists managed to transform continents.

Chinese east and south. Russia taking free Europe, including half of Germany.

Never about the people, just control and power to the few.

Meaning of life.

Straight down a rabbit hole for Christmas.

Old Cocksy the prof reckons you would need the sun’s energy plus to break the speed of light and probably be crushed in the process ✅

So if you can form a bubble in space and time powered by dark matter or energy somehow, you could move timelessly through space. Bit like the air bubble in a spirit level 🤔

You could arrive in a fraction of time. However, it is possible that Earth could have aged a hundred years or more. H F.

The time could double on the way home. Always more questions than answers.

Never get bored 😂😂😂😂

Why dark stuff. The vast amount of vacuum is full of it.

Or a vast ocean with tiny island. Less pushing a boulder through water and more tsunami transfer of energy over large distances.

How do you capture dark stuff and what’s the propulsion!

Dark currents like in our oceans.

We don’t know diddly about the dark majority of everything and beyond.

Only a theory and no understanding.

Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, how fast is black 🤔

How can you measure something you can’t detect.

Interesting, another blind alley. Worm holes and vortex next on list, I’ll let you know 🧐

125,000 times around the world in a second, the speed of light. You would probably travel for 5 years at the speed of light to get to potential colony worlds. Vortex warp time and space 🙁

If you’d like, I can also do a lighter, shorter, or less political version while keeping the same voice.

Text to a friend:
What do I think my latest PM letter will achieve, and what happens if I have a chat.

Good questions.

The letter will keep my momentum going. However, they have dug a big hole for themselves and really do not want to deal with the fact children have been abused by the system for decades.

If they admit that, there has to be prosecutions and jail time.

As for a chat, I would offer terms, then move on if they comply.

They have to understand they are to blame, not the families. Once that sinks in, multiple small changes can take place and things can then evolve rather than stay covered up.

Evolution not revolution works for me.

I’ve played nice so far, stuck within professional perimeters.

That does not mean that’s the only way. 😂😂😂😱

Use your brains.

How many of my spectrum brothers and sisters understand computing at a quantum level. 😇

Spectrum rules, there are none 🙈

What would terms be.

Simple, family safe and financially secure, my bill paid.

The rest would be putting in place a series of instructions about how to handle these kids properly. A manual for the family to understand their child and its needs. Step by step to cover each growth spurt and neural development, age specific, to help them cope with an alien world. Different for teachers and classroom assistants, different again for the SS and councils. 200 hours of CPD for the mandarins at Whitehall so they know what they are doing, ie enforced modular education with tests when each has been completed.

Small changes all over the place.

They could have a silence agreement which could be renegotiated every 5 years. Well, politicians lie.

That’s not what I have said but a good play on words.

Gov will be hacked to pieces

Howard Lamb
DC

2nd January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Please read my latest letter to the Prime Minister Keir Starmer

Howard LAmb
DC

31st December, 2025

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
I had to laugh, I was talking to a patient this morning. She wished me a happy New Year. I told her not too many gay Gordon’s after treatment this evening (it’s a traditional new year’s dance). She fell about and then said can’t you say that anymore.

I expect you can’t say having a gay old time anymore just in case it’s misunderstood.

Most gay people seem very happy so can’t see the problem. 😂😂

I’ve tidied my spoof letter to the PM and it should arrive before the weekend. Less hugs and kisses and more pointed. It will go up over the next couple of days hopefully.

Happy New Year. ✅

Howard Lamb
DC