9th February, 2026

Dear Patient,

The Guardian article – Children with special needs in England will keep current support, minister says

Text to a friend:

There are thousands on waiting lists for diagnosis, needing support that they are not getting. Even if support was offered, they have oversubscribed facilities and staff now.

What a mess.

Staff training is minimal and not truly effective. It takes years and resources to train adequate staff.

Nothing given for naughtiness, restraint does more damage to the children.

What a mess.

If you want it slightly more conversational or softer/harder in tone for a friend, I can tweak just the punctuation while keeping every word the same.

Howard Lamb
DC

7th February, 2026

Dear Patient,

The Guardian article – Rising Send costs will ‘bankrupt’ four in five English local authorities, leaders say

Strange that, if you start diagnosing more children, you bankrupt the system. Especially when there are more diagnoses to come. Let alone non-diagnosed adults.

If you don’t diagnose, you do not have children needing expensive care, specialist staff, and facilities. You can trim billions off your budgets 😱

If you want it made slightly more casual or slightly punchier while still keeping the wording, say the word.

Howard Lamb
DC

6th February, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Exactly.
If our PM did not notice that Mandelson was a treasonous pervert, Saville was not guilty, or the Rotherham kids were asking for it.

What chance he would do anything about non diagnosis and abuse of kids by the system when fully knowing that’s what happened. 😱

Did we ever get to the bottom, so to speak, as to why a Ukrainian rent boy set fire to his house. 🤔

Prob something to do with two sets of rules. Law for us to be prosecuted and cover up to save reputations. 😇

If you want it slightly softer, more direct, or more emotional, say the word and I’ll tweak without changing meaning.

Howard Lamb
DC

5th February, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Both Andrew and Pete M have not been charged or prosecuted. Neither would get a fair hearing if they were charged.

The hypocrisy. None of Saville’s mates were even mentioned. How many of the punters raping children up north got done for anything. How many priests, chaplains, ministers, etc, who knew what other members of their faiths were up to, got any stick at all.

No wonder Andrew lied when his Mrs was taking cash from Epstein.

What a shambles.

Blair, Brown and Mandelson, or the 3 lords, were an important part of New Labour setting up.

If you look at their history, from illegal wars, helping the greedy bankers nearly bankrupt us, and non-diagnosis of neuro divergence. A long, long list. Our borders and over population through migration. Changing the system so nobody was accountable, on and on it goes.

Countries should not be run on someone’s ideology, but effectively for the people who pay the bills, i.e. us.

Since our entry into the EU, the EU made the laws.

What was our parliament doing with all that spare time. 2nd, 3rd jobs to earn a few bob. Insider information to the right person and you are quids in. Mandelson to Epstein, a clear example.

Where does Starmer fit in 🤔

He was head of CPS when Saville got let off. Rotherham scandal and the others. He was in charge then. He is PM fully knowing that New Labour twisted the system, which then inevitably ended up abusing kids with special needs and trashing their lives before they had started.

Why did Starmer send Pete M to talk to Trump?

Prob he knew they had a mutual mate in Epstein 😂

Howard Lamb
DC

4th February, 2026

Dear Patient,

The Guardian article – One in six autistic pupils in UK have not attended school at all since September

That’s just the diagnosed. What’s happening to the rest?

Howard Lamb
DC

2nd February, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
I expect Andrew’s and Mandelson’s photos have been tampered with. 3 million pages and 2 Brits have been exposed. Trump redacted everything. Apparently, there are more docs out there.

Total scam. Protect the orange demented one’s flabby white arse.

Were these men, 30 plus powerful men in the documents, paying for sex 🤔, or was the price favour for insider knowledge to fleece markets? Hidden cameras for blackmail?

Does not make sense. What did the women get out of the arrangement besides abuse?

When it comes to politics there are always more questions than answers.

Just saw news and an ex-PM making waves for his ex-cabinet mate. Same cabinet that oversaw the abuse of neurodivergence in society as a whole through non diagnosis in the young and the life crisis that would cascade through adulthood. Short sharp shock and toe the line of normality. You don’t get anything for naughtiness.

I expect it was the ex-PM who deregulated banks and caused the crash as Chancellor and flogged our gold off cheap.

Exactly.

Bad apples and barrels ✅

After all, same gov that went to war illegally, sneaked us in the EU without a vote, surrendering our sovereignty, breaking the normal oversight through monarchy and lords. Took more control and protection for PM, almost presidential, not cabinet or government. Long list. He was not called Teflon Tony for no good reason. Plausible deniability, red herrings and bare faced lies. Prob in the hidden Epstein files.

Howard Lamb
DC

1st February, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
I’m traumatised by a pic of Mandelson in his white knickers, talking to a woman in a bath robe. Prob bi, not gay.

You have to ask how the photo was taken. Anyway, he was in the Blair gang who twisted our systems and used deniability and red herrings as weapons to get away with blue murder.

He was part of the discussion and changes made.

So has a history with youngsters. I’m sure Epstein knew this 

Howard Lamb
DC

29th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Politics 🙈

Feb 4, the last nuke treaty lapses between Russia and America. The Wild West could resume. USA being annexed from NATO, France supplying the nuke umbrella for Europe. USA x3.

Intelligence being annexed and the rest of NATO moves forwards.

Where does the UK stand 🤔

Well, the EU has been penalising us since Brexit and before, but open to trade with the rest of the world yet expects our army and nuke capability. India blank Starmer and then do a huge deal with the EU.

No respect.

2.3 billion in aid and investment to India between 2016/2021.

Ungrateful or what

Howard Lamb
DC

28th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
The case study, based on all produced paperwork through multiple agencies and medical notes. How I treated him physically, emotionally and mentally, lifting blocks. It highlights failings, illegal actions and a need to tick a box, rather than help the child. The paperwork alone is unbelievably enormous.

I was going to put it through the Royal College, but once removed from the register I had no access, and once I could have rejoined, I realised it would be an uphill struggle, as the BCA and GCC had influence.

Why was I removed from the GCC, BCA and the Royal College, that in theory was independent on CPD? Particularly when I had completed many more hours than needed for retention. I also ticked all the boxes, as shown on appeal, when exactly the same paperwork was accepted and my name restored, 00024 on the register of over 3,000 chiropractors.

The GCC did not want to stand up for a chiropractic patient or advance the profession. They preferred to remove me and cover up. Clear influence from the Privy Council, or unbelievable incompetence 🤔✅

You work it out, some dodgy chiro who was removed from the register and work cannot be trusted. Put in the naughty boys room and reputation fully gone.

No chance of backstabbing there then 😂😂

How did the Privy Council scupper me?

Good question.

Best guess, as I have not been sent the paperwork. After recognition, we were a small profession against 60k physios.

Then we had the Simon Singh years, where childcare was questioned and we were not protected by the GCC, who nearly was bankrupted.

So when the Major General came in, we were meant to be put in our place. Therapists outside the National Health, even though we were educated doctors, not therapists.

When quietly dismantling our profession, how could they stand up for a doctor’s diagnosis, as per our charter, when now just therapists outside the NHS?

Politics, not capability.

Howard Lamb
DC

26th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
What can I expect now 🤔

More evasion to avoid consequence for their actions.

Even though they have tried hard to ruin my reputation by wrongly removing me from my profession’s register, even though my CPD was correct as seen from my reinstatement but left in a position of invisibility as I am in the naughty boys room and avoided.

I expect they will try and ruin me further, through lies and whispers, and take my credibility away.

Let’s hope they do something stupid, as I am sitting on a full case history with backed up evidence which they have refused to look at. After all, they know what they did and are still doing to the kids who need help, not normalisation.

I see our PM going to China for talks, I expect Starmer’s expertise as a human rights lawyer will be very helpful 😂

The last thing they want is for it to go public, as they do not have a leg to stand on if everything is based on truth.

That’s a problem, as barristers manipulate truth to win cases. 🤔

If you want, I can also make a second version that’s slightly calmer or safer to send, without changing your message or intent at all.

Howard Lamb
DC

24th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
What a week in world politics.

Clearly our special status in our relationship with USAx3 is not worth the paper it’s written on. Korea, rightly not Vietnam after seeing the mess the French made. Arabia, Afghan, etc. All costing British lives. Often from friendly fire.

They sell us stuff and restrict trade with them.

Trump is a property developer. Breach all the rules to maximise profit 🤔

It’s not rocket science,

Russia holds Ukraine’s minerals, Canada’s water, lumber, oil, gas and minerals.

Oil in the Gulf of Mexico, Venezuela oil and slave Labour,

Defo pattern. Trump has no interest in law, treaties, alliances, just money to maga.

Ie rob the world to fill the back pockets of the world controlling oligarchs and corporate worlds.

It’s happening in America now, luckily Trump’s run out of steam and boxed in on multiple fronts. JD just the organ grinder’s monkey in a suit. World selling American debt and we are where we were just before the Wall Street crash which led to the rise of the Nazis.

Luckily Mark Carney has a plan 😂😂😂

No still not heard back from the gov. To be fair how can they respond, they know what they have done to the children and when they have had the opportunity to take the bull by the horns, solving the problem, they have wallpapered over the cracks and covered up instead 😱

If you want it tightened without changing wording next time, or adjusted for WhatsApp vs SMS tone, happy to do that too.

Howard Lamb
DC

20th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

The Guardian article – Hillsborough law: what is happening and why is it dangerous for Starmer?

Wow, I did not know we needed a law to stop cover-ups. Stupid me thought that perverting justice was enough.

Back to USA x3. A patient was wondering what Thatcher would have done in comparison to Starmer. 😂😂😂😂😂

I would have paid good money to watch the Iron Lady handbag Donald.

Davos. Macron, I could not stop laughing. Nice pair of shades (prob new mistress influence), trying to look cool, then spoke bollocks for ages. You can trust Europe, stable, etc.

Only because Britain and America protected them since 1945.

Canadian Con leader going on about criminals being let into Canada, MAGA rhetoric. No proof, of course, just fake news.

Maybe all politicians should be fact-checked and, if found wanting, pay a price. No double down and go again to perpetuate the lie 🤔

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Howard Lamb
DC

19th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Yes, I watched the PM’s press conference re the USA x3, Greenland, and that he was not going to do much except talk to Trump and try and avoid tariffs.

Not exactly “we will fight them on the beaches”.

Then we have Marc Carney, who is giving America a taste of their own medicine using leverage through understanding against American ideology and aggression.

Could you imagine what he could do with the City weaponised 😇.

Trump does not understand Canadian, British, and French stock do not kneel to aggressors. We both have Norman blood in common, Viking in the mix, how nice 👍

So America is not really in the North Atlantic, so they should leave NATO to allow the Norse lands to rule over territories they inhabited long before Chris Columbus found what we know as the USA x3 nowadays.

Canada’s Conservative Party is as dopey as ours.

Trade agreement with China, conservative winging on about potential spy tech in EV cars. Yet they use their phones constantly without a thought 😂

So, in the matter of months, Canada has signed trade agreements with Europe, China, opened doors to Arabia, and influencing the Commonwealth.

What’s Starmer done in the same period.

Howard Lamb
DC

18th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Still no news or contact. In truth, I was not expecting any. The gov believes they control the narrative.

Contact means admittance. Strengthen the barriers of cover up and they hope to get away with it.

They can’t make major changes as they don’t have trained staff, facilities, or the budget to make the needed changes.

How do you get justice when power and control rule and rights are secondary?

Is the pen mightier than the sword?

All the evidence is there. Parents bypassing the system for diagnosis, then the neuro divergent levels explode. 🤔

SS and schools comparing these children to the norm and causing them problems by writing inaccurate information based on ignorance, not fact.

Planners planning on corrupted information and thousands of children with special needs being traumatised by a system that is not designed for them.

I will give them a few more days then up the ante again.

As a child, I used to bang my head on the wall. So no real change there then 😂😂

If you want, I can also prepare a LinkedIn-ready version that follows your usual posting preferences.

Howard Lamb
DC

14th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
You’re correct, in my opinion that is!

Bloods, stadium and tower tragedies, Saville, Oldham, autism etc.

All are on the same hymn sheet.

Cock up, hide, delay, cover up, delay some more, prepare long legal battlefield. Then public enquire where lessons are learnt, but nothing is ever done.

No blame, so no consequence for anyone’s actions, or real change takes place.

Sometimes taking more than 30 years, then delay payouts, as with posties, bloods.

All at a huge cost to the taxpayer, who is funding the whole process.

I’m lost for words.

The pain and suffering of those involved, life altering consequences, and not being able to move on without justice.

If they had spent the money on solving cock ups rather than covering them up, the world would defo be a better place.

Imagine a system that helps solve problem rather than making them to hide incompetence at pretty much all levels, from the gov down to the SS. Any lower and you would have to be able to talk to amoeba.

They have been doing it so long, they think it’s normal.

Oops, are they in for a shock, at some stage 👍😂😂

Defo no honour, ethics or truth, oaths forgotten and irrelevant.

Your average politician. Can you make old dogs do new tricks 🧐

Howard Lamb
DC

13th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

GOV.UK Press Release – Review launched into mental health, ADHD and autism services

The Guardian article – ‘They thought we were problem children’: how grooming victims were failed in Oldham

i.e. They covered up to protect themselves against children who needed protection and were abused instead. I’m sure the government is trying to do the same with non-diagnosis for special needs.

Howard Lamb
DC

11th January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Sorry for radio silence. Huge increase in emergency patients due to unexpected Torvill and Dean moments on black ice.

Nothing back yet from No 10, one week of their 2 to respond and complete within the month, now gone ✅

I’ve been looking at what the gov has been doing on the QT, knowing about their abuse of those with special needs.

Pretty underwhelming as it happens.

In December they started a review of why they have underestimated numbers, what facilities and staffing needs for their new ten year plan.

How long this will take is not clear. Worked through normal theory/doctrine which they use, which has been corrupted, so the blind leading the blind once more.

In another article, Surrey I think has a new SEN school for 500 kids who need space and don’t get on in noise or crowds. 🧐 But they are doing something with the specimens. 211m allocated for one small fragment of the total number of those with care needs.

Child must go to school ✅

Until they admit their incompetence we can only wallpaper over cracks, not solve the root cause.

Early as poss provisional diagnosis. Education so the parents know how to handle their child with processing challenges and need for things to click into place at the right biological timing.

Engage and enthuse, not do as you are told and just sit there quietly, I still have trouble with that even now 😂😂😂😂

Most of the changes needed are not expensive, understanding, education and maybe some understanding of what the child has difficulty processing and help them get a good perspective rather than fright and flight all day and every day.

Any idiot can budget.

Few understand that it must cover the needs of all children, not just the normal majority.

I forgot it’s only bad mothers so they can ignore it and come in on budget.

Howard Lamb
DC

3rd January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
Caught up with the global news earlier.

Trump kidnapping a head of state and now in control of his country’s resources, including pharmaceuticals.

Putin standing for Venezuela. 😂

Like he helped Libya, Iraq, Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, African states, etc.

Sponsor of global terrorism.

Not good.

Then I listened to Starmer. I don’t know which one of the three is more dangerous.

Has to be Starmer, as the other threats are external. His trajectory towards a socialist state where only one is in control.

More Lenin than Stalin but dangerous all the same.

What do you think!

Research how early communists managed to transform continents.

Chinese east and south. Russia taking free Europe, including half of Germany.

Never about the people, just control and power to the few.

Meaning of life.

Straight down a rabbit hole for Christmas.

Old Cocksy the prof reckons you would need the sun’s energy plus to break the speed of light and probably be crushed in the process ✅

So if you can form a bubble in space and time powered by dark matter or energy somehow, you could move timelessly through space. Bit like the air bubble in a spirit level 🤔

You could arrive in a fraction of time. However, it is possible that Earth could have aged a hundred years or more. H F.

The time could double on the way home. Always more questions than answers.

Never get bored 😂😂😂😂

Why dark stuff. The vast amount of vacuum is full of it.

Or a vast ocean with tiny island. Less pushing a boulder through water and more tsunami transfer of energy over large distances.

How do you capture dark stuff and what’s the propulsion!

Dark currents like in our oceans.

We don’t know diddly about the dark majority of everything and beyond.

Only a theory and no understanding.

Speed of light is 300,000 km per second, how fast is black 🤔

How can you measure something you can’t detect.

Interesting, another blind alley. Worm holes and vortex next on list, I’ll let you know 🧐

125,000 times around the world in a second, the speed of light. You would probably travel for 5 years at the speed of light to get to potential colony worlds. Vortex warp time and space 🙁

If you’d like, I can also do a lighter, shorter, or less political version while keeping the same voice.

Text to a friend:
What do I think my latest PM letter will achieve, and what happens if I have a chat.

Good questions.

The letter will keep my momentum going. However, they have dug a big hole for themselves and really do not want to deal with the fact children have been abused by the system for decades.

If they admit that, there has to be prosecutions and jail time.

As for a chat, I would offer terms, then move on if they comply.

They have to understand they are to blame, not the families. Once that sinks in, multiple small changes can take place and things can then evolve rather than stay covered up.

Evolution not revolution works for me.

I’ve played nice so far, stuck within professional perimeters.

That does not mean that’s the only way. 😂😂😂😱

Use your brains.

How many of my spectrum brothers and sisters understand computing at a quantum level. 😇

Spectrum rules, there are none 🙈

What would terms be.

Simple, family safe and financially secure, my bill paid.

The rest would be putting in place a series of instructions about how to handle these kids properly. A manual for the family to understand their child and its needs. Step by step to cover each growth spurt and neural development, age specific, to help them cope with an alien world. Different for teachers and classroom assistants, different again for the SS and councils. 200 hours of CPD for the mandarins at Whitehall so they know what they are doing, ie enforced modular education with tests when each has been completed.

Small changes all over the place.

They could have a silence agreement which could be renegotiated every 5 years. Well, politicians lie.

That’s not what I have said but a good play on words.

Gov will be hacked to pieces

Howard Lamb
DC

2nd January, 2026

Dear Patient,

Please read my latest letter to the Prime Minister Keir Starmer

Howard LAmb
DC

31st December, 2025

Dear Patient,

Text to a friend:
I had to laugh, I was talking to a patient this morning. She wished me a happy New Year. I told her not too many gay Gordon’s after treatment this evening (it’s a traditional new year’s dance). She fell about and then said can’t you say that anymore.

I expect you can’t say having a gay old time anymore just in case it’s misunderstood.

Most gay people seem very happy so can’t see the problem. 😂😂

I’ve tidied my spoof letter to the PM and it should arrive before the weekend. Less hugs and kisses and more pointed. It will go up over the next couple of days hopefully.

Happy New Year. ✅

Howard Lamb
DC